My dad told me to read this and some other Stephen King novel when I was five. FIVE! I read it, but I had no idea what was going on, except for the part that I had nightmares for a month. Let's see if it has the same impact now that I'm older. I just have to get through my TBR list before I read this. And cross a mountain. And an ocean. And make sure all the lights work. And make sure the alarm system works. And this isn't me trying to postpone reading this.