To All You Amazing People Reading This,
I hope you have a great Christmas and holiday season. And so what if you have to not be able to read for a few minutes and have to interact with living things? You get to...um... fine. The holidays aren't that awesome anymore now that you think of it. Except for that bit about presents. And spending time with people that matter to you. So, I hope you all the books you wanted are under the tree. And I also hope that the trashy books you got aren't opened by a six year old wondering how the people aren't cold because they have no clothes on. And then, you'll have to explain to said six year old why they aren't wearing any clothes, which will be a great and fun experience.